Coming soon ish to Greenville, SC.

Procrastination is almost going to be Dead.

Gone are the days of discarding ideas. If you’ve ever said, “you know what would be cool,” “you know what I wanna try?”, or “well shit, I could do that!” Welcome.

We bet our closets are just as fabric packed as yours, our garages just as brimming with salvaged materials, and our creativity just as dulled by lack of progress.

It’s not you. It’s not too much. And it’s not over…

Introducing a society for overly ambitious creatives and recovering over-acheivers.

Want to learn to build a frame because they’re so damn expensive? want to can something? Or pickle it? Learn to trade stocks? Keep bees? Write a book? Build a canoe? Design deadly botanical wallpaper while sipping homemade booze out of a hand-thrown potter goblet? Or maybe you just want to drink wine and paint, or quilt while casually solving a cold case.

We’ll try pretty much anything, but we draw the line at murder. Though an ex-lover is technically a dead hobby.

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Will youwon’t youwill youwon’t youwon’t you join the dance?